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WonderfulTravel5071 No. It's the same species. There are only big cats and smol cats. cdiddy19 I know these comments are jokes, but in case anyone wants to know where they diverge in taxonomy it's at the genus and species point. Of the 8 taxonomy levels 6 are the same in lions and ...
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TheNorsePotato Happened to me as a kid, actually. Only experienced it once :/ hapydog It's an effect of low IQ, probably <80. It's easy to shut off a brain devoid of thought. Conversely, it's also the reason im an insomniac 🤓 Sellazar Same, was freaky but felt ...
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Anon fails to uphold his past Sigma male Duodecillionare grindset Johnnadawearsglasses The real pedophile was always inside you You just had to know where to look FlushedBeans >It's not illegal because it's if you and your are now of conserving age I have so many questions. Why does ...
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