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greycubed His $8 brake subscription lapsed. chunqiudayi More info: The driver Mr. Zhan (who drives lorries for a living) said when he was attempting to park his Tesla, the brake pedal went too hard to push and pressing P mode also didn’t help. The car kept accelerating while Zhan desperately ...
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Deviso Jesus Christ. I'm a vegetarian and I will always feed my Cats meat. They almost take my hand off for it. Not eating meat is my decision, I have no right to make that decision for my cats blolfighter Not to mention it's not a decision cats could make even if they wanted to. Humans ...
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DaenerysMomODragons This doesn't even make any sense. You're not working at your job 24/7. A person can protest/riot on their days off. Fortunoxious If that’s true why are so many republicans losing their jobs because of rioting StonedCrypto But don't touch our farm ...
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Walter_Alias Only a Sith deals in absolute values jhawkins93 I see through the lies of floating point arithmetic. tumsenaHoepayega I hate it when he does that IndyDude11 Even a youngling knows that .9999...=1 thatdudewillyd Oh no, I’m not brave enough for Algebra ZelefantPlaysMC Did you ever ...
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JustSumAsshole Oh my God, they were roommates. xCanont70x Some real r/sapphoandherfriend energy KitoDudee yep. just gals being pals! just friends!!! Kartoffelkamm You either die an ally, or live long enough to see yourself become the historian. LilysOfTheValleys I get that its funny to joke ...
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VirtualRelic The younglings mocked him by calling him a Jedi master Minmax-the-Barbarian I mean, it could be a way to test the new Darth Vader, right? Don't stop with the adult Jedi, show your loyalty by killing everybody. Djd33j Sheev said some shit like Anakin's connection to the dark ...
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Delaineys Probably worst than getting cancelled Static_456 At least you would be forgotten after getting cancelled filangebert That's disgusting! Where? bounty15 What's the subreddit? Need it for a school project They will keep CUMING back for her ...
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Qazmlp_11 *just moves the dishes a little to the left for the pic* ReadingFromTheShittr Another happy ~~landing~~ marriage. toadofsteel Twice the pride, double the fall. wishihadaboat The negotiations were short ThatSmallFighter Twice the pain, double the divorce ...
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Karzons I remember my school confiscating my asthma inhaler when I was a kid. Because what, rigid implementation of dumb rules is more important than live children, right? Sounds like it's [getting better](http://www.lung.org/assets/documents/asthma/improving-access-to-asthma.pdf), ...
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mapleleafraggedy The comments: [removed] tony_fappott Mexico could easily defeat Nazi Canada, don't even get me started. soonerguy11 **User**: This has always confused me... ELI5??? **\[removed\]** **User**: OMG I never thought of it that way... in fact... this really altered my perception ...
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AdamDestroy Its a good meme, but the average youngling never knew their parents PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz I was about to ask if the average youngling was taken away by the jedi order regardless of their parents' permission. Chris-raegho I think parents give them voluntarily knowing they will be ...
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Cowsmakewater Ketchup....ask for ketchup SuperDuperDylan For me its pickles. I love pickles. Like I eat them out the jar. But for some reason the flavor combination in a burger just doesn't do it for me. warm-ice I hated ketchup as a kid and I still do. It's too sweet ...
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streetsmart26 Oh man, too real. The cycle of life is savage Thewhatchamacallit Always find you cheer more for whatever animal you were originally introduced to. If it’s an antelope. “Go! Get away from that Cheetah!” Cheetah, “Go! Get that antelope or your cubs will ...
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