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[deleted] Probably just a neckbeard in need of another console. Kamina_cicada Quite literally the phrase "beggars can't be choosers". Dhaerrow Most of them are like this. If you work with them long enough you figure it out. Angel_Hunter_D Too bad winters don't clear them out ...
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unjobe how tf are y’all making these Sumrdmgi I have no fucking clue FlyingTurtle_kdk [https://aliaksandrsiarohin.github.io/first-order-model-website/](https://aliaksandrsiarohin.github.io/first-order-model-website/) This is a bit complicated I think ...
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saladnander some hookers are really just nice like that Crayons4all A hooker sent from God, like a muse you don’t get to keep her but she’ll inspire you to do better. Truly, the best kind of glory hole Citharae Oh shit yeah imagine an escort actually finding a client attractive. Like that ...
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Tighttttt I go out of my way to talk to old Marines if I see them alone at the bar or park. Just sit next to them and ask them about life. It's so interesting to hear their advice and answer their questions about what the current day military is like. It always surprises me how huge the ...
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[deleted] kangarooninjadonuts Wholesome? More like less than halfsome! ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out... Seaniknok “Son, where’s the other $30 I gave you?” Garrosh "Didn't you read the card?" Asnkl001 He kept the 30 bucks it was his plan all ...
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Markus-but-with-a-c Freakin’ cat stole my answer s0ftlyd0nt this is from my high school lol Omiggurs Teacher’s pet. bathes_in_housepaint Can confirm I am the cat. SoupmanBob Teacher: "So what is the name of the most infamous leader of China and history's worst mass murderer?" Cat: ...
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LeanBirthplace They deserve clean water to live happy and seeing them swim freely makes my heart happy PointyL Only a small proprotion of sperms fertilize eggs and even a smaller percentage of them reach the shore after egg hatching. To me, the baby turtle is already a ...
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Humboldt123 [HINJAKU HINJAKU!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TooWeakTooWeak/comments/cmz99v/hinjaku_hinjaku
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literally posted it on this sub, get a life scumbag imGnarly You are a sus one cjn13 > One imposter remains. Always two there are. EnvoyOfChaos12 Stop voting and reposting this guy is Jango theft the_russian_narwhal_ The archives are complete Thouhastdied Eject him... Aslyux this is reddit
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more absurd and funny heartyheartsy Goddamn I love these ridiculous Reddit diagnoses
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Padulsky21 That kid is going places in life. Godspeed to you brother for making this world a better place Merri_Glas Dude, super upvoted. Best story all week. 793F Too easy to be cynical on reddit but this one got me. Nice post OP humhallelujahh I mean, the text implies something has happened to
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flesh wound ThbDragon r/uselessnobody That subreddit applies to your meme and your life El_Nealio Does this count as a general reposti? All you did was add an extra panel to something that didn’t really need it. [Here’s the original meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/ec5v7k
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i remember reading the Thanos comic on reddit a while back, you have a link to that by chance? KindaOffKey thanks that's a cool subreddit but i can't post there for some reason edit: oh right My-Roots The other neighbor SpoilerAlertsAhead OP is probably the guy turning on Christmas music in
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for all the craic! This post has been sponsored by Aer Lingus /s EDIT 2: For those curious, I found this interesting: this post has 19,432 points (92% upvoted), yet over 243.1k views. I had no idea there were so many lurkers on reddit! Henchman_x24x Needs at least two more pictures of Guinness
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TheLifeOfBaedro Fourier transforms HeadOfMax Someone needs to credit the maker. https://www.reddit.com/r/3dprinting/comments/ekrmvf/_/ /U/snoopybg JudgeJoeCool It's gizmodo, you're giving them a bit too much credit. rioryan That's kind of an embarassing mistake for a tech blog
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drinkpeck As you wish, [my lord ](https://imgur.com/a/xPTvOq7) KrocDire It’s from Over The Moon on Netflix YourMemeExpert You must not fail. Go! brown_human Sauce SamuTheCamu Just get off reddit lol redditsgarbageman Never!! obamabinladenhiphop It's already rule 34ed Nonviablefiend Last
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train and the day of reckoning is upon us Cherno-alpha01 Nah dude, josh is gonna take it Gamer_X99 The fight is actually 8 hours away from where I live, if I didn't work that day I could have gone down there to watch knik13 I just opened Reddit the fuck happened Take a sick day. For josh
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anyone who is disheartened by how they sound, it gets better with repetition and practise. I used to really dislike my voice, but after people started telling me I had a nice voice with cat videos on reddit, I've now really embraced my own voice and actively use it to hit on men haha. [I'm confident