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stop being an angry moustache man. TendieBot2000 > be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le
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ಠ\ <oo> / \ sugar_ape ... yes. GregoryHouse_MD KILL IT WITH FIRE nakp88d I'll give you 20 pounds if you show us your tits. nakp88d I don't see nipples. froderick This is the sort of image I expected when the first "*Look Reddit, I've lost 20 pounds!*" post appeared
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Jimbo_swimbo So, the most important Danish landmark is a wall made of dirt, and also not even in Denmark??? pallosalama I found the fact you used NERD EMOJI in response so hilarious I decided to spare you one (1) free internet point, also known in Reddit™ as upvote. Use it well. VariousSun1132
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IRuinYourPrompt Lhg001 Yes crispygato Meme Lords are our speciality. SnowCrow1 That's a good trick! GenBonesworth https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/effjiy/youve_officially_been_labelled_a_disturber_of_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Playing the same game I see... Papa
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largely glosses over it, except for Egypt. cccroc I never liked it until we read Things Fall Apart in English TheCorruptedBit There was a pretty nice [askhistorians thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/62afkz/saw_this_story_about_the_bush_war_on_my_fb_feed/) about this very
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saturation2_ bro elon is a millionaire but he's so relatable, he's literally me, he also likes dank memes on reddit.com and witcher 3 video game and movie 😎 kiddcuntry I dont think Elon is trying to relate, I think hes just a weird nerd with a lot of money and notoriety. Philip_Swiftopher Ah