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baby at the end. Take care Reddit stranger. I'm rooting for you and your family. -ElDictator- I am happy for you, looking forward to when you could announce it to your family and friends Alternative_Room4781 Let that kind of comment go in one ear and out of the other; people love to be ominous
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make a quick buck That's the most passive aggressive sentence I've ever "typed" Average_gentleman41 [ Removed by Reddit ] MantheGodofKnowledge black people exists, but I wish you good candles too. jansharky29 Are you sure this is autofill?💀💀 Piepiggy This is my favorite because it sounds
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everything used posted get posted in (now archived) [/r/reddit.com](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/) or what was called the main page back then. r/nsfw was the first subreddit created to get NSFW out of main page some 2 days after launch of reddit SovereignOfKarma I guess the creators were
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flooding the game DarccDracconicc John Youcantseena Azimsson What I've seen so far generally in Reddit: 1. John Cena & Drax = Invisible 2. Keanu Reeves, Danny DeVito, Shrek = God 3. Fortnite, Tik Tok, Emoji, Cardi B, K-Pop = Bad 4. COVID-19 was caused by someone eating bat soup 5. No fucks given